Women's hormonal health

Everything you've
been feeling
finally makes sense.

You're not imagining it. You're not too sensitive. You're not depressed for no reason.

Your hormones have been trying to tell you something for years and nobody's been listening. Ormi is the first platform that actually explains what's going on. Clinical hormone testing, AI that knows you specifically, and daily tools that work with your body, not against it.

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1 in 10
women visits more than 9 doctors before getting a perimenopause diagnosis
Censuswide study, 2024
35
hormone markers Ormi measures, vs the 2 or 3 on a standard NHS blood test
Precision Analytical DUTCH Complete
£800+
what a private hormone clinic charges for testing and a specialist consultation
UK private clinic pricing, 2025

Sound familiar?

You've been told it's in your head.
It's not.

These aren't personality traits. They're hormone signals. And once you understand what they're saying, everything changes.

"I feel anxious all the time and I don't know why. It starts about a week before my period and I can't control it."

Progesterone crash in your luteal phase. Measurable, explainable, fixable

"I wake up at 3am every night with my heart racing. I feel exhausted but I can't sleep."

Cortisol spiking at the wrong time. Your DUTCH test would show exactly when

"I feel like I'm going mad. My GP said my bloods are normal but something is clearly not right."

Standard blood tests miss 32 of the 35 markers that explain what's actually happening

"I snap at my kids and then cry about it. I don't recognise myself anymore. Is this just who I am now?"

The oestrogen-serotonin connection. Your mood literally runs on your hormones

"I'm so tired all the time. Not just sleepy. Bone-deep exhausted. Coffee doesn't even touch it."

Cortisol, DHEA, and thyroid markers working together. Often missed individually

"My brain just isn't working. I forget words. I lose my train of thought. I'm 42, not 82."

Oestrogen and progesterone directly protect cognitive function. This is real and it's documented

A different way to think about it

Your hormones aren't the problem.
They're messengers.

Every hormone in your body exists for a reason. When something feels off: the anxiety, the exhaustion, the rage, the fog. That's not a flaw in you. That's a signal from a system trying to get your attention.

The problem isn't your hormones. It's that nobody's ever taught you how to read what they're saying. Ormi changes that. From the root cause. The actual chemical signals driving how you feel, to the tools that help your body rebalance. Not manage. Rebalance.

Oestrogen
Runs your mood, memory, skin, and bone density. Also controls how much serotonin your brain makes. When it lurches, you lurch with it.
Progesterone
Your calm hormone. When it drops (usually in the second half of your cycle): anxiety, poor sleep, and irritability follow. It's not stress. It's chemistry.
Cortisol
Your stress hormone, but also your energy, inflammation, and immune system. A flat diurnal curve explains the afternoon crash that no amount of sleep seems to fix.
DHEA, testosterone, melatonin + more
The ones your GP has never tested. Between them they explain your drive, your sleep quality, your resilience, and why everything feels harder than it should.

Hormones & mental health

"The anxiety, the rage, the flat grey feeling, the not recognising yourself. These aren't a mental health crisis. They're a hormone crisis. And they're treatable at the root."

Anxiety & low mood

Oestrogen drives serotonin production. Progesterone drives GABA, your brain's natural calm signal. When both drop, anxiety and low mood follow. This is biochemistry, not weakness.

Rage & the guilt cycle

The disproportionate anger, the instant regret, the shame spiral. This is the oestrogen-progesterone imbalance in your luteal phase. It's not who you are. It's a signal that something needs attention.

Brain fog & identity

Forgetting words. Losing your train of thought. Not feeling like yourself. Oestrogen and progesterone both have receptors throughout the brain. When they shift, so does cognition. This is documented, real, and reversible.

The gut-mood connection

Around 90% of your serotonin is made in your gut. The bacteria that line your gut wall (the estrobolome) directly regulate how oestrogen is metabolised. What you eat is a hormonal intervention.

How it works

From root cause
to daily action.

Ormi isn't a tracker. It's not a chatbot. It's a complete picture of what's happening, and a daily companion that helps you do something about it.

1
Free

Your hormone portrait

A 15-minute 6-domain assessment covers your cycle, mood, sleep, stress, gut, and bone health. Your answers build a picture no blood test has ever shown your GP, plus an AI that knows you specifically.

2
DUTCH+

The test that actually tells you

The DUTCH test measures 35 hormone markers from a urine sample at home. The same test private clinics charge hundreds for. Ormi sends it to your door, interprets it with AI, and produces a summary your GP can actually use.

3
Daily

Tools that work with your body

Phase-matched breathwork, somatic regulation, nutritional guidance, and journalling, all connected to your specific hormonal picture. Not generic wellness. Tools that respond to where you actually are.

4
DUTCH+ & Specialist

A specialist who reads your results with you

A 1:1 results review with a hormone specialist, not a GP who has 8 minutes. Someone who can explain what your DUTCH results mean specifically for you and what to do next.

Wherever you are right now

Ormi adapts to her hormonal life.

Not a one-size product. Not a tracker built for 25-year-olds. Ormi is built around every stage of a woman's hormonal life.

Regular cycle
Phase-matched tools and content that follow your hormonal rhythm across the month. Not just period tracking. The full picture of what oestrogen, progesterone, and cortisol are doing week by week.
Postpartum
After birth, oestrogen and progesterone drop off a cliff. Within 24 hours of delivery, progesterone falls to almost zero. Oestrogen follows. This is the most dramatic hormonal shift a woman can experience and almost nobody explains it. The exhaustion, the anxiety, the low mood, the feeling that something is wrong with you. That's not weakness. That's your endocrine system in freefall. Ormi maps what's happening from mood to thyroid to iron to bone, and what actually helps recovery.
Perimenopause
The erratic cycles, the mood shifts, the sleep that's fallen apart, the anxiety that appeared from nowhere. Ormi makes sense of the unpredictability and gives you a plan built around where you actually are.
Menopause
Beyond the hot flushes. Bone health, cognitive changes, cardiovascular risk, identity. Ormi gives you the full picture with clarity, not alarm.

Clinical testing

Your portrait is a map.
DUTCH makes it a GPS.

The DUTCH test is the most comprehensive at-home hormone panel available. It's what private functional medicine clinics use. Ormi brings it to your door, with AI interpretation and a GP summary built in.

vs a private hormone clinic
A private clinic would charge £600–1,200 for a DUTCH test, interpretation, and a specialist consultation. Ormi brings all three together, at a fraction of the cost, from your own home, with AI available 24 hours a day.
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What DUTCH measures

Oestrogen & metabolites: including the pathways that affect breast cancer risk. Completely invisible on a standard blood test.
Cortisol diurnal curve: not just your level, but when it spikes and crashes across the day. The pattern your GP has never seen.
Progesterone & androgens: testosterone, DHEA, the hormones nobody's checked and the ones most likely to explain how you're feeling.
Melatonin & organic acids: sleep hormones and B vitamin markers that affect mood, energy, and everything in between.
35 markers total. Collected at home. Interpreted by AI. Summarised for your GP. Reviewed with a specialist.

Pricing

Start free.
Go deeper when you're ready.

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Free
£0
Always free, no card required
6-domain symptom assessment
Your personal Hormone Portrait
3 AI questions per day
Hormone map & education
In-the-moment regulation tools
Food & gut nutrition tips
Bone health awareness guide
DUTCH+ & Specialist
TBC
Founding member pricing coming soon
Everything in DUTCH+
1:1 results review with a hormone specialist
Personalised protocol from your specialist
Priority support
Quarterly DUTCH retesting (optional)
Private clinic equivalent: £800–1,200 for test, interpretation, and specialist consultation.
Pricing confirmed at launch for waitlist members first.

You've always known
something wasn't right.
Now you can find out what.

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