Women's hormonal health

Everything you've
been feeling
finally makes sense.

You're not imagining it. You're not too sensitive. You're not depressed for no reason.

Your hormones have been trying to tell you something for years and nobody's been listening. Ormi is the first platform that actually explains what's going on. Clinical hormone testing, AI that knows you specifically, and daily tools that work with your body, not against it.

You're in. Welcome to Ormi.
Thank you for joining us. You'll be the first to know when we launch and you'll get founding member pricing locked in for life. We can't wait to show you what we've been building.

No spam. Ever. Just Ormi when it's ready.

For every woman, at every stage

You thought you were only "hormonal" when it was your time of the month. But what about the rest of the month?

What happens when you start to feel anxious or low for no apparent reason? What if you don't have a cycle, or you're on HRT and still feel terrible? What if you think you might be in perimenopause but have no idea what to do about it?

What if you've just had a baby and you feel utterly lost, only to find out later it was your oestrogen plummeting to almost zero within 24 hours of giving birth — and nobody thought to tell you that was going to happen?

Ormi is the answer to a world of questions. Finally shedding light on what's actually going on in your body. The clear, accessible route to understanding your mind and body — for the first time.

1 in 10
women visits more than 9 doctors before getting a perimenopause diagnosis
Censuswide study, 2024
35
hormone markers Ormi measures, vs the 2 or 3 on a standard NHS blood test
Precision Analytical DUTCH Complete
£800+
what a private hormone clinic charges for testing and a specialist consultation
UK private clinic pricing, 2025

Sound familiar?

You've been told it's in your head.
It's not.

These aren't personality traits. They're hormone signals. Once you understand what they're saying, everything changes.

"I feel anxious all the time and I don't know why. It starts about a week before my period and I can't control it."

Progesterone crash in your luteal phase. Measurable, explainable, fixable.

"I wake up at 3am every night with my heart racing. I feel exhausted but I can't sleep."

Cortisol spiking at the wrong time. Your DUTCH test would show exactly when.

"My GP said my bloods are normal but something is clearly not right. I feel like I'm going mad."

Standard blood tests miss 32 of the 35 markers that explain what's actually happening.

"I snap at my kids and then cry about it. I don't recognise myself anymore. Is this just who I am now?"

The oestrogen-serotonin connection. Your mood literally runs on your hormones.

"I'm so tired all the time. Not just sleepy. Bone-deep exhausted. Coffee doesn't even touch it."

Cortisol, DHEA, and thyroid markers working together. Often missed individually.

"My brain just isn't working. I forget words. I lose my train of thought. I'm 42, not 82."

Oestrogen and progesterone directly protect cognitive function. This is real and documented.

A different way to think about it

Your hormones aren't the problem.
They're messengers.

Every hormone in your body exists for a reason. When something feels off: the anxiety, the exhaustion, the rage, the fog. That's not a flaw in you. That's a signal from a system trying to get your attention.

The problem isn't your hormones. It's that nobody's ever helped you understand what they're saying. Ormi changes that. From the root cause, to the tools that help your body rebalance. Not manage. Rebalance.

Oestrogen
Runs your mood, memory, skin, and bone density. Also controls how much serotonin your brain makes. When it lurches, you lurch with it.
Progesterone
Your calm hormone. When it drops (usually in the second half of your cycle), anxiety, poor sleep, and irritability follow. It's chemistry, not character.
Cortisol
Your stress hormone, but also your energy, inflammation, and immune system. A disrupted diurnal curve explains the afternoon crash that no amount of sleep seems to fix.
DHEA, testosterone, melatonin and more
The ones your GP has never tested. Between them they explain your drive, your sleep quality, your resilience, and why everything feels harder than it should.

Hormones and mental wellness

"The anxiety, the rage, the flat grey feeling, the not recognising yourself. These aren't a mental wellness crisis. They're a hormone crisis. And they're treatable at the root."

Anxiety and low mood

Oestrogen drives serotonin production. Progesterone drives GABA, your brain's natural calm signal. When both drop, anxiety and low mood follow. This is biochemistry, not weakness.

Rage and the guilt cycle

The disproportionate anger, the instant regret, the shame spiral. This is the oestrogen-progesterone imbalance in your luteal phase. It's not who you are. It's a signal that something needs attention.

Brain fog and identity

Forgetting words. Losing your train of thought. Not feeling like yourself. Oestrogen and progesterone both have receptors throughout the brain. When they shift, so does cognition. This is documented, real, and reversible.

The gut and mood connection

Around 90% of your serotonin is made in your gut. The bacteria in your gut wall (the estrobolome) directly regulate how oestrogen is metabolised. What you eat is a hormonal intervention.

Live sessions

You don't have to figure this out alone.

Community and expert access are built into Ormi. Live group sessions with specialists who understand hormones — not a generic GP with 8 minutes to spare.

Hormone specialist

Live sessions with hormone specialists who can explain what your results actually mean and what to do about them. The conversation you've never been able to have with your GP.

Nutritionist

Phase-matched nutrition guidance from specialists who understand the gut-hormone connection. Not generic eating advice. Food as a genuine hormonal intervention.

Somatic and breathwork

Guided group sessions for nervous system regulation. Practical, evidence-based tools for cortisol, anxiety, and the luteal phase moments when everything feels too much.

Relationship coach

Hormonal shifts change how we connect with the people we love. Sessions on navigating relationships through perimenopause, postpartum, and the identity shifts that come with hormonal change.

Live sessions are available on the CORE and DUTCH+ plans. Sessions run weekly in small groups so you're heard, not just another face on a call. Community forums are open to all members between sessions.

How it works

From root cause
to daily action.

Ormi isn't a tracker. It's not a chatbot. It's a complete picture of what's happening, and a daily companion that helps you do something about it.

1
Free

Your hormone portrait

A 15-minute 6-domain assessment covers your cycle, mood, sleep, stress, gut, and bone health. Your answers build a picture no blood test has ever shown your GP, plus an AI that knows you specifically from day one.

2
DUTCH+

The test that actually tells you

The DUTCH test measures 35 hormone markers from a urine sample at home. The same test private clinics charge hundreds for. Ormi sends it to your door, interprets it with AI, and produces a summary your GP can actually use.

3
Daily

Tools that work with your body

Phase-matched breathwork, somatic regulation, nutritional guidance, and journalling, all connected to your specific hormonal picture. Not generic wellness. Tools that respond to where you actually are.

4
Live sessions

Expert sessions and community

Weekly live sessions with hormone specialists, nutritionists, somatic practitioners, and relationship coaches. Small groups, real answers. Plus community forums where women at your stage are figuring it out together.

Wherever you are right now

Ormi adapts to her hormonal life.

Not a one-size product. Not a tracker built for 25-year-olds. Ormi is built around every stage of a woman's hormonal life.

Regular cycle
Phase-matched tools and content that follow your hormonal rhythm across the month. Not just period tracking. The full picture of what oestrogen, progesterone, and cortisol are doing week by week.
Postpartum
After birth, oestrogen and progesterone drop off a cliff. Progesterone falls to almost zero within 24 hours of delivery. This is the most dramatic hormonal shift a woman can experience and almost nobody explains it. The exhaustion, the anxiety, the low mood. That's not weakness. That's your endocrine system in freefall. Ormi maps what's happening and what actually helps recovery.
Perimenopause
The erratic cycles, the mood shifts, the sleep that's fallen apart, the anxiety that appeared from nowhere. Ormi makes sense of the unpredictability and gives you a plan built around where you actually are.
Menopause
Beyond the hot flushes. Bone health, cognitive changes, cardiovascular risk, identity. Ormi gives you the full picture with clarity, not alarm.

Clinical testing

Your portrait is a map.
DUTCH makes it a GPS.

The DUTCH test is the most comprehensive at-home hormone panel available. It's what private functional medicine clinics use. Ormi brings it to your door, with AI interpretation and a GP summary built in.

vs a private hormone clinic
A private clinic would charge £600–1,200 for a DUTCH test, interpretation, and a specialist consultation. Ormi brings all three together, at a fraction of the cost, from your own home, with AI available 24 hours a day.
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What DUTCH measures

Oestrogen and metabolites: including the pathways that affect breast cancer risk. Completely invisible on a standard blood test.
Cortisol diurnal curve: not just your level, but when it spikes and crashes across the day. The pattern your GP has never seen.
Progesterone and androgens: testosterone, DHEA, the hormones nobody's checked and the ones most likely to explain how you're feeling.
Melatonin and organic acids: sleep hormones and B vitamin markers that affect mood, energy, and everything in between.
35 markers total. Collected at home. Interpreted by AI. Summarised for your GP. Reviewed with a specialist.

Pricing

Start free.
Go deeper when you're ready.

No subscription needed to get started. Upgrade when Ormi has earned it. Founding member pricing locked in for life.

Free
£0
Always free, no card required
6-domain symptom assessment
Your personal Hormone Portrait
3 AI questions per day
Hormone map and education
In-the-moment regulation tools
Food and gut nutrition tips
Bone health awareness guide
DUTCH+ and Specialist
TBC
Founding member pricing coming soon
Everything in DUTCH+
1:1 results review with a hormone specialist
Personalised protocol from your specialist
Priority live session access
Quarterly DUTCH retesting (optional)
Private clinic equivalent: £800–1,200 for test, interpretation, and specialist consultation.
Pricing confirmed at launch for waitlist members first.

You've always known
something wasn't right.
Now you can find out what.

Join the waitlist. Be the first to know when Ormi launches. Founding members get their pricing locked in for life.

You're in. Welcome to Ormi.
Thank you for joining us. You'll be the first to know when we launch and you'll get founding member pricing locked in for life. We can't wait to show you what we've been building.

No spam. Ever.